When asked what management and labor needed to end the current NFL lockout, Brett Favre answered emphatically: “They need rhinestones and fontaines. A pair of Pioneer subwoofers. And a bucket of shame worms. Like a heaping bucket.” The future hall-of-famer refused to elaborate or explain his comments, as he is wont to do. Normally, a team of Favre experts would be busily translating his response, but–like their elusive and mercurial subject–most have retired.